Can i not drive my cunt home
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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