Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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