Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
my sisters under your porch take her home
she looked like the before picture.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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