White coat. Heels.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
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And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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