i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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