I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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