It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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