What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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