never play flip cup with pint glasses
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I wish you could order shots online.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
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