She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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