it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
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just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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