I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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