Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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