did you get engaged???
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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