just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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