He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Just puked most of my soul out..
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
