There is no way he is gay with that hair.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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