I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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