this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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