Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team