is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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