so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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