drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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