my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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