Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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