i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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