If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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