pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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