Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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