So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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