What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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