who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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