return my video game
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
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when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
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I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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