i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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