if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You made out with two different species that night
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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