Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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