her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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