just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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