im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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