just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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