Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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