so explain again why im purple
no
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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my being single is dangerous.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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