Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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