I'm going to jail i love you
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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