I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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