Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
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Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
All I want is dick and wine.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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