idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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