How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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