How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I currently don't understand fingers.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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