you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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