I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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