But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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