Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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