I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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